Tuesday, November 2, 2010

A MASTER OF COMPUTER SCIENCE’S LOVE LETTER

Hello my love Miss Ram!
How are you? I was just sitting on my chair and was thinking about you in my processor or in other words, I was backing up my past days and you know that you have a permanent place in my BIOS. Whenever I boot first of all I go to that particular address of my BIOS which I permanently declared for you. And when I find you there I load you in my RAM and then become able to do routine works. You are as important for me as command.com for windows. And while working, you capture more than my half resources. I keep you always in my chase, and you run in nerves as data runs in data buses.
I know that there is lot of difference between us. I know that I have no value like 486 and you are live Pentium-IV. But you please keep in your processor that I rejected that girl to whom I was going to marry by default. To do so, I have to go in my setup and made changes there. Now how can explore my love for you? Its not hardware to whom you can see. Its just like software.
I know that to win your love is as difficult as c++ but I have set the option of retry after every 5 seconds. And I will continue until I find the message “ the procedure is successfully completed” and please keep in your mind that my love can’t be rolled back. Your memories and love has been stored in my mind as we store data on CD tracks. Now it can be broken but not overwritten.
Now listen the story of yesterday, suddenly your memories increased to great extends. And I can’t endure to much processor. So I become senseless as computer held people too k me to the nearest hospital and there doctor pressed (Ctrl +Alt+Delete) and find the message “Not Responding” and then I have to restart. And you know, it was very painful for me. I know that your father, uncle Modem and your brothers, Sound Card and Display Card don’t like my. You know that in these days that real love is precious thing as Intel’s Processor. And all the husbands who claim that they only to their wife, if you look in their hearts you will find lot of junk girl friends there. What you think are they not saying lies as a computer seller. But believe me, my love is as pure as the original Intel. And you can explore me. My life is crystal clear to you and believe me there is noting hidden for you. If you have not believe on me I am ready to set the option of “ Show all Files” for you or you can test me by writing the query “ SELECT * FROM LOVE;” and you will retrieve only one record. And that will be of yours. Yours figure always revolves in front of my eyes as you a file of flash or you are creation of 3D-MAX.

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